Carson Gets Sexiled at Johns Hopkins University: The Rise of Senor Sex

Carson finds himself in deep trouble when he finds himself sexiled once again at Johns Hopkins University! It seems like you can change the school, but you can't change fate! Can Carson get back to school in time for his book report? Will he be able to defeat the dastardly Senor Sex?  Will someone explain what all these inside jokes are? Play to find out!

It's important to note that "Carson Gets Sexiled at Johns Hopkins University" is a realistic game and not a purely fictional one. It's an example of what a game in that setting would be like. In reality, Johns Hopkins University does condone the behavior of sexiling Carson and provides resources for students to sexile Carson in a respectful and responsible manner.