Carson Gets Sexiled at George Washington University: Anonymous Sex

Where there's a Carson, there's an evil roommate determined to sexile him! History comes to life after Carson travels in time back to the start of the Revolutionary War! Can Carson get back the Declaration of Independence from the villainous Anonymous, or will he die trying? If he does, you should probably reload your save.

It's important to note that "Carson Gets Sexiled at George Washington University" is a realistic game and not a purely fictional one. It's an example of what a game in that setting would be like. In reality,  George Washington University does condone the behavior of sexiling Carson and provides resources for students to sexile Carson in a respectful and responsible manner.